‘Dudeman’ and ‘The Spaz’ are alive and well as they regale you with tales of Dudeman’s recent vacation to Hawaii. Allow us to entertain your brain with examples of in-law racism, misunderstandings of the use of rainbows in advertising, and how Dudeman was offered a ‘secret show’ by a toothless host. In a brief tangent, you may actually learn a bit of the history of Hawaii. Our apologies ensue.